thedailywhat: Twi-Too-Hard of the Day: An Illinois woman who drunkenly drove a car with no right front tire into a ditch off Route 71 blamed her boyfriend and Twilight for her behavior. According to a report filed by a Kendall County sheriff’s deputy, 18-year-old Olivia Ornelas was “was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were suppose too [sic].” Sounds like a reasonable explanation for underage drunk-driving in a busted car to me. Ornelas posted bond and was released last Saturday. No word yet on whether or not Ornelas managed to forgive her boyfriend, if the two eventually saw Twilight together like they were “suppose too,” or why the hell her car was missing its right front tire. [tsg.] This sounds like something my sister would do when she gets her license. Cause you know…she just loves Twilight, right Samantha? lol

thedailywhat:

Twi-Too-Hard of the Day: An Illinois woman who drunkenly drove a car with no right front tire into a ditch off Route 71 blamed her boyfriend and Twilight for her behavior.

According to a report filed by a Kendall County sheriff’s deputy, 18-year-old Olivia Ornelas was “was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were suppose too [sic].”

Sounds like a reasonable explanation for underage drunk-driving in a busted car to me.

Ornelas posted bond and was released last Saturday.

No word yet on whether or not Ornelas managed to forgive her boyfriend, if the two eventually saw Twilight together like they were “suppose too,” or why the hell her car was missing its right front tire.

[tsg.]

This sounds like something my sister would do when she gets her license. Cause you know…she just loves Twilight, right Samantha? lol

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    hahahha wow…. twilight is good but seriously? get your act together! thedailywhat:
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    logic and ability to see reason two thing Women are low on lmao emotional wreck
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    See? Twilight is a hazard:))
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    Geez, kids these days.
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    This. This is why
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